I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.