When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.