When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.