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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

smoke marijuana

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.