- Things You Think Only You Do

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.