If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

thumb_up thumb_down -132

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I push the door open with my stomach

thumb_up thumb_down -5

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

thumb_up thumb_down -11

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.