When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.