- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Breathe.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I eat food when i'm bored..

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.