I eat food when i'm bored..

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.