When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.