- Things You Think Only You Do

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

only read the short jokes on this website

Eating chicken at KFC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.