Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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listen to madonnas new album

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.