- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.