Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do somthing only you do

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.