Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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fap

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.