When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I always think I have special powers

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I cant ride a bike

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.