when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.