When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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fap

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.