When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.