Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.