Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I hold my breath in elevators

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.