I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.