doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Ur mum

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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fap

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.