When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I hold my breath in elevators

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.