A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.