Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Smoking in the shower.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.