Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I cant ride a bike

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.