Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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fap

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.