Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I hold my breath in elevators

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.