Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.