Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.