- Things You Think Only You Do

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sleep with pillow between legs

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.