When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.