Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.