after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Smoking in the shower.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.