Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i masturbate with my feet

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.