I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.