Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.