Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i masturbate with my feet

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.