Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.