eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.