I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I cant ride a bike

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.