Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Do somthing only you do

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.