Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.