I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.