Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I hit the frig after sex

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.