When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.