I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.