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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.