after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.