I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.