Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I always think I have special powers

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Do somthing only you do

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.