I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Do somthing only you do

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.