Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I scratch and sniff.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I cant ride a bike

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.