Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Make up a song to yourself.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.