I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.