I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.