- Things You Think Only You Do

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.