Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I hit the frig after sex

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.