While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I **** with no hands.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.