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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.