Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I scratch and sniff.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.