The older I get the more honest I get

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.