Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I cant ride a bike

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.