I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.