I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.