try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.