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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Being fat
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.