always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I scratch and sniff.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

only read the short jokes on this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.