coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.