Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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i masturbate with my feet

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.