Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.