I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.