Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I cant ride a bike

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.