Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.