I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.