Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Sitting down in the shower

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.