When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I cant ride a bike

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Do somthing only you do

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.