- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I don't read the terms of service.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.