Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.