Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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i masturbate with my feet

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.