Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.