When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.