When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.