- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I cant ride a bike

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I don't read the terms of service.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.