- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

only read the short jokes on this website

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.