Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I piss in the bed every night

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.