Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.