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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.