Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I piss in the bed every night

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.