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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.