So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I **** with no hands.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

bounce when your tip toeing.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Make up a song to yourself.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.