I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.