Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.