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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I piss in the bed every night
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.