Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.