Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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i masturbate with my feet

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sitting down in the shower

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.