- Things You Think Only You Do

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I lift my butt when I'm farting

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.