You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.