Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.