Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.