- Things You Think Only You Do

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.