Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.