wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.