Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.