Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.