I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.