- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I **** with no hands.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.