I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.