- Things You Think Only You Do

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

the power to regenerate your appendix

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.