- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I have a phobia of incest

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.