- Things You Think Only You Do

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.