When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.