everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I scratch and sniff.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.