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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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fap
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.