- Things You Think Only You Do

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I **** with no hands.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.