Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.