- Things You Think Only You Do

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.