Believing in the kindness of strangers

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.