Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always think I have special powers

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.