When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.