doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.