Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Justin Beiber is a woman

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

i masturbate with my feet

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.