A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.