- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I hold my breath in elevators

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.