Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I sleep in my underpants every single night

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I piss in the bed every night

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.