I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.