- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.