While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.