I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I hold my breath in elevators

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.