- Things You Think Only You Do

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.