- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

try to give your friends spirit animals

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.