Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I read the down voted posts

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.