Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I piss in the bed every night

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.