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Smoking in the shower.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.