I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.