When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.