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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Sitting down in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.