- Things You Think Only You Do

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I hit the frig after sex

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.