Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.