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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.