Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.