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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.