try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I cant ride a bike

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.