A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.