When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.