That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.