I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sleep with pillow between legs

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.