Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.