I talk to inanimate objects daily.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

fap

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.