When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.