i masturbate with my feet

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.