- Things You Think Only You Do

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Be a loner at school

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.