Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.