Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.