I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.