- Things You Think Only You Do

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.