Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.