I always think I have special powers

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I cant ride a bike

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.