When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.