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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.