When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.