Stab myself on a daily basis

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.