I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

bounce when your tip toeing.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Do somthing only you do

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.