Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.