Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.