While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Do somthing only you do

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.