Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.