When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.