I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Do somthing only you do

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.