I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.