Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.