When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Ur mum

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.