when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I cant ride a bike

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.