When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I always think I have special powers

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I scratch and sniff.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.