When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I cant ride a bike

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.