Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Do somthing only you do

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.