When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I cant ride a bike

only read the short jokes on this website

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.