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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.