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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.