sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I hold my breath in elevators

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.