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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.