- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

i masturbate with my feet

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Thinking your life is a movie...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.