- Things You Think Only You Do

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

only read the short jokes on this website

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

fap

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Picking my nose.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.