When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.