If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.