When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I hold my breath in elevators

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.