sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.