start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.