I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Picking my nose.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.