Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I **** with no hands.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.