when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I hold my breath in elevators

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.