Make up a song to yourself.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.