I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.