- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I hold my breath in elevators

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

only read the short jokes on this website

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.