Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.