I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I hold my breath in elevators

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -38

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -44

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -76

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.