I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I hold my breath in elevators

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.