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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I hold my breath in elevators
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.