Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.