Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.