I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I **** with no hands.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.