When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.