looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I chew my ice cream.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.