Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.