fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I think about other women when having sex

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I always think I have special powers

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.