i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.