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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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I **** with no hands.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I scratch and sniff.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.