- Things You Think Only You Do

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

-51

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

-53

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

-55

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

-57

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

-59

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

-61

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

-63

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

-67

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

-67

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

-73

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

-73

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

-75

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

-77

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

-101

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

+28

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

+16

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

+12

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

+6

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

+4

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

+4

Stab myself on a daily basis

+4

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

+2

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Things You Think Only You Do

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Things You Think Only You Do

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"