eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.