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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.