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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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I cant ride a bike
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.