- Things You Think Only You Do

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Sitting down in the shower

Thinking your life is a movie...

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.