- Things You Think Only You Do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.