When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.