When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Do somthing only you do

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.