Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.