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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.