A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Run faster down hotel corridors.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Do somthing only you do

thumb_up thumb_down -2

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.