OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.