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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Make up a song to yourself.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.