eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.