Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.