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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I cant ride a bike
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.