I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.