Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.