Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Smoking in the shower.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

fap

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I cant ride a bike

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.