Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

I control water in the shower.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

R A P E Children

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.