Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I control water in the shower.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.