Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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R A P E Children

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I control water in the shower.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.