ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I control water in the shower.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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R A P E Children

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.