Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I control water in the shower.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.