I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I control water in the shower.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.