When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

thumb_up thumb_down +51

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

thumb_up thumb_down +104

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

thumb_up thumb_down -145

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

thumb_up thumb_down -74

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.