Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.