wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Give your neighbors names from movies.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.