wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.