In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.