SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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i use dental dams

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Pee in the shower.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.