- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.