When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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i use dental dams

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.