Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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i use dental dams

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.