- Things You Think Only You Do

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.