- Things You Think Only You Do

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.