- Things You Think Only You Do

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

i use dental dams

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.