I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.