Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.