Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.