Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.