Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.