- Things You Think Only You Do

i use dental dams

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

incognito mode on google chrome

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.