When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

i use dental dams

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.