Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

R A P E Children

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Give your neighbors names from movies.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

I control water in the shower.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.