when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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i use dental dams

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.