Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.