Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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thumb down this post

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.