When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.