When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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misread flashlight

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.