lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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im going to rape that girl

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.