Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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misread flashlight

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.