Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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misread flashlight

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.