turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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misread flashlight

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.