scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.