close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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thumb down this post

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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misread flashlight

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.