When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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thumb down this post

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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fap

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.