I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Breathe.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.