every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Breathe.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.