Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

thumb_up thumb_down -83

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

thumb_up thumb_down +50

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -44

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

thumb_up thumb_down -92

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

thumb_up thumb_down -196

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

RAPE CHILDREN

thumb_up thumb_down -107

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

thumb_up thumb_down +128

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

thumb_up thumb_down -64

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.