when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.