invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Breathe.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.