Breathe.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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RAPE CHILDREN

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I pee in the shower.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.