when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I pee in the shower.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Breathe.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.