turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.