i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.