Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Breathe.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.