RAPE CHILDREN

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Breathe.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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fap

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.