always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Breathe.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.