When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.