after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Breathe.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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misread flashlight

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.