mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I pee in the shower.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.