while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

thumb_up thumb_down -53

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

thumb_up thumb_down

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

thumb_up thumb_down +33

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

thumb_up thumb_down -25

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -60

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.