Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I sleep in the nude.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.