When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Breathe.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I pee in the shower.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.