whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.