When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.