On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Go outside and pee.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.