When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.