Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.