when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Things You Think Only You Do

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