When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.