Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.