sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.