use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.