When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.