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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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