Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.