take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.