when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.