Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.