Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.