Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.