when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.