Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.