Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.