take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I like to poo while smoking.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.