When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.