hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.