A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.