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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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-46
avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.