Drinking and dialing people I dated.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I like to poo while smoking.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.