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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.