Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.