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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.