take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.