Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.