Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.