avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.