I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.