take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.