Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.