find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.