when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

thumb_up thumb_down +112

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

thumb_up thumb_down +46

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I put salt on buttered toast...

thumb_up thumb_down +37

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

thumb_up thumb_down +11

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.