Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.