That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.