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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.