When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.