Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.