When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

thumb_up thumb_down -35

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

thumb_up thumb_down -39

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

shag your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

thumb_up thumb_down -72

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

thumb_up thumb_down -90

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

thumb_up thumb_down -101

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.