Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.