"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.