Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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shag your mom

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I really like taking shits.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.