- Things You Think Only You Do

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

I ejaculate fire and glory

I really like taking shits.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.