Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.