When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.