during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.