Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.