run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.