My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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shag your mom

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.