When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.