Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.