whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.