Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Go outside and pee.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.