Go outside and pee.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I really like taking shits.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.