Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.