I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.