Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I really like taking shits.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Go outside and pee.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.