I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

I really like taking shits.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Go outside and pee.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.