Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.