Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I really like taking shits.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.