On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I really like taking shits.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.