When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Go outside and pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.