wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.