scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I can see a magic eye image

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.