Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.