You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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shag your mom

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.