Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.