When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.