avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.