My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.