I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.