I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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shag your mom

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.