Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.