When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.