My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

I ejaculate fire and glory

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.