I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.