Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.