use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.