I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.