cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.