When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.