Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Go outside and pee.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.