I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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shag your mom

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.