I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.