Go outside and pee.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.