Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

When I'm scared in the shower sing

get bored so I fist myself for money

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

I like to poo while smoking.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Go outside and pee.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.