scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.