Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.