act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.