use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.