take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.