- Things You Think Only You Do

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.